I swear I'm going to have to poison these bitches. Not only did they find a way on to my balcony by ripping off two mounting points, but they shit all over the place. I just shovelled the shit yesterday (literally), and I'm more pissed than ever that they'd come back and do this to me! Not the best way to get me out of bed.

This morning I stumbled out of bed and walked to the couch when I saw the two bitches that hang out on my window above my door there again. I opened the door right away—barefoot and only wearing my underwear—and shoo'd them off. There was one stupid one that forgot how he got in there. He kept hitting the net, then trying another part of the net and hitting. This fucker deserved to die. Eventually he more or less gave up and was cornered. I wanted to knock him over the head with the shovel, but at the same time I couldn't believe how pathetic and helpless it was. I felt sorry for the stupid disease spreader.

I hope my neighbours in the building behind me enjoyed the show.

I reinforced the netting a little bit, but I'm going to have to grab some duct tape to finish the job later. If they still manage to get around it, I'm going to buy a couple 2x4s to fix the side where they tore the net down. I'm going to get rid of these if it's the last thing I do! Hrmph... and it might be the last thing I do if I slip when I'm putting the net up. I'm afraid of heights, and I'm convinced I'm going to plummet to my death.

They're a lot smarter than I give them credit for. But I don't know why they just don't go somehwere else! The nest is gone, all their shit was gone... ARGHHHH! I hate pigeons!